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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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  Whats causing me to keep my distance? is it because this all seems too Familiar? is it because im stuck in a tough situation where i have feelings for someone who i feel isnt truly herself and now that she is, is it pushing me away? is this what every couple goes thru? theres so many questions I ask myself and yet they all remain unanswered. I guess I myself dont know what i want but i do know i wish i had an answer for how i felt. I guess i fell in love with this girl this determined girl who seemed to have so much confidence, this girls who had no drama. this girl who seemed to have everything going right for her. then as we spent more time together everything just turned around. i cant blame her for being herself nor do i want her to change but of course i told her how i felt. big mistake. here i am thinking sharing my thoughts would actually change for the better…nope i should have seen it coming but its taken to such a huge extent that its now affecting the relationship. i now have a girlfriend who feels like she has to watch herself, a girlfriend who cant be herself. why cant i just have thats comfortable relationship where we can have the house to ourself one day and just run around naked baking cookies or some shit lol i dont know i just love that morning after feeling where your next to the person you love and you just dont have a care in the world but the person laying next to you. I dont know where to begin how to make this just go uphill instead of downhill. but im not giving up.

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When you get out of school on a Friday

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Feelin lousy….friends all around me are becoming closer and closer and here i am no one hits me up invites me out with them. i guess im just trying to find that one group of friends always has your back and is always there but instead i find more friends becoming closer with another group of friends and i get slowly pushed out its happened too many times. what do i do? what should i change about myself? i dont know this tumblr pretty much is the only way i feel comfortable getting my mind flushed out. 

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CUT! Someone get the other Simba!

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It’s a shame you went back to your old ways making a fool of yourself sucking dicks and vomiting everywhere I thought maybe you learned at least that, that makes you look like trash

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